It's a fine morning. You wake up and look out your window to see that the sun is shining brighter than it ever has, and sky has never looked bluer, and there are children playing hopscotch on the culdesac. And what is the first thing that pops into your head?
... You want to go and slay vampires, of course!
First, let me congratulate you on being the stupidest person I know. And then let me remind you that few people have gone up against vampires and lived. And while I'm at it, please, allow me to remind you that you don't know the first bloody thing about vampire slaying.
But then again, that is what this guide is for, no? To train you in the fine arts of vampire slaying. This guide has everything you need to know; including useful information on vampires, a list of weapons you will deffinately need, even a list of local undertakers in your immediate area for when you either die or quite possibly become a vampire yourself!
Now, if you are quite ready, we may begin. I wish you good luck - you need all the help you can get!
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